the walking dead recap: episode 10

Sunday nights are the reason I am still alive. They must be.

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Rick, whatcha looking at? OMG NOT LORI!!! NO. GO AWAY LORI, GO BACK TO SHANE IN THE PITS OF HELL AND DESPAIR. Sorry that was harsh. But we mustn’t forget Lori is a snivelling sl*t. Wah, Rick chasing a mental projection of Lori is such a definition of his breakdown; it makes me want to curl up into fetal position and let tears trickle down my cheek. I am hurting for this beautiful man. 

Welcome back to Woodsbury, the most useless people you’ll ever meet. Hey Governor, I call bullshit. No retaliation my butt. Wait, OMG if Andrea becomes the new Governor, I’ll cry and Woodsbury will disintegrate into full blown stupidity.

Daryl looked so much better standing beside Rick. Merle, shut your ugly mouth and listen to Daryl and his bulging biceps. 

Silly Carl thinks he’s such a smarticle particle. Go away Carl. AHH IF GLENN ACTUALLY JUST KILLED THE GOVERNOR I WOULD LOSE IT!! I would be so happy, I would throw a party and you’d all be invited. Glenn is so tough and boss man, I am digging it. I vote Glenn for president!!

Gilbert just makes me LOL. And the fact the Governor thinks he has enough balls to betray him is hilarious.

Ohhhh, his name is Milton. Lame. Whatever, I’m sticking with Gilbert. Omg pause hahaha! I CANNOT. “ON A RUN”. GILBERT, YOU ROCK.

Glaggie! If their love doesn’t last, all my hopes and dreams will be forever crushed. Maggie come on, I love you but look at how cool Glenn is. And I understand you’re traumatized by the creepazoid Governor, but do you even KNOW what Glenn went through for you?! Girls are psycho. Give him a god damn hug. 

Carol teaching Axel to use a gun. Wut.

Seeing Daryl without Rick is like seeing my spoon without Nutella in it. Devastating. OMG A BABY! What is happening?!

Team Zombie bringing the heat to some randoms! And we finally get to see that beautiful crossbow in action! BOOM! TRUNK DOOR ZOMBIE DECAPITATION. My palms are so sweaty right now. Then, the cherry on top of this catastrophe, Daryl turns on Merle. But he doesn’t kill him. Sad face. Um duh Merle, Rick and Daryl and the dynamic duo and that’s the way it is meant to be so shut your face. GO DARYL. You know you belong with Rick. My world makes sense again.

Okay. Glenn totally has my vote for leader right now. Herschel should just hobble away and let Glenn be angry. Lord knows they need a leader right now. And cue Rick stumbling out of the forest. Point proven.

BETH, YOU ARE IRKSOME. I can’t even register the emotional level of this scene because Beth is so annoying.

Rick :( Come into my arms and everything will be alright, you deranged lunatic. I love you, but this is out of control. Just listen to Herschel, the voice of reason. WAIT. Withdraw that statement. Glenn is not out of control and he could be a majestic leader!!! Not like Rick was, but I believe in the boy. Rick is talking about his problems?! THE LEADER I KNOW IS COMING BACK TO US! Oops spoke too soon again…

Me no likey Axel plus Carol. She loves Daryl, just like…..HOLY MOTHER F*&$!!!!! WHO DID THE GOVERNOR JUST SHOOT. WHAT. I CANNOT. JSKJFSKJBHOJSBFOISUHFOIUHSFKJSKJHDISHD. WHAT IS LIFE OMG.

OMG IF ANYONE DIES> IF RICK DIES.. IC ANOOT EVEN TYP E RIGHT NOW THI SI SO INTENSE. I AM SHAKING. THIS IS MY NIGHT MARE. I CANNOT BREATHE. I AM CRYING. AND WHO DA FUQ IS THIS NOW. DEAR JESUS THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART TO HANDLE. NO NOT WALKERS. THIS IS PSYCHOTIC. I CANNOT HANDLE THIS. MY HTOUGHTS ARE UNREADABLE. DEAR LORD. HELP ME. LKJBSLFJHDBLSDNBV:LFKMSNVK:SDJBLSDJHBFLSDKJFBLSDKJFb. NO RICK!!! DARYL. DARYL. SAVING RICK. I CNANOT. BUT THE WALKERS. I AM DECEASED. Well that was a shocking turn of events.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F JUST HAPPENED. MY MIND HAS BEEN BOGGLED. 

TEAM RICK: DARYL IS BACK! RICK MIGHT BE BACK! EVERYONE IS ALIVE! One teensy problem: Mr. Psycho Pants aka the Governor.

TEAM WOODSBURY: Andrea is still alive. Sadly.

TEAM ZOMBIE: RAMPAGING AROUND LIKE THEY SHOULD BE.

FAVOURITE MOMENT: The look Daryl gives Rick after he saves him with an arrow to the brain. I cried tears of pure joy.

XX, K

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2 thoughts on “the walking dead recap: episode 10

  1. Advisor says:

    this is so much of an awesome recap, after i looked at the episode u were right on the mark.

  2. Lola says:

    Dearest K, my day has been made after reading this! Your “description” of the intensity of the latter part of the episode was EXACTLY what I was going through!! LOVE it!! Just reading it made me relive the whole thing again………Your fan, Lola

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